A Drunken Voice In The Wilderness

Apparently....

2006-10-19T23:57:00.000-07:00

...only true idiots who don't know how to abbreviate or punctuate anything are allowed to hate myspace.

http://www.ifuckinghatemyspace.com/

2006-10-14T14:40:00.000-07:00

Go buy a fuckin' t-shirt

In other news, I'm working on new music and hopefully will have a demo slapped together here soon to send out...who knows?

It's amazing no one's killed me yet

2006-09-03T18:59:00.000-07:00

I seriously think you're all fucked.

Animals are not meant to produce things for humans to consume. I mean, can you picture a cow milking from a human teat? Seems ridiculous doesn't it? Every time I see a human drink a glass of milk, or eat a steak, or swallow that unloved and unidentified piece of pork chop, I laugh. To me, you are nothing more than a Disney cartoon. You forget your own humanity the second you objectify another living thing to the point that you can eat its child and not blink. Do you understand that? Just because a cow can't say "I miss my chld enough to die" does not mean it doesn't feel these emotions. You can see it. The terrible horror these animals feel in their captivity, the extreme discomfort they suffer, we write it off as animal emotion. They are below us, in some kind of psuedo-sector of pain that is heart-wrenching but still removed from our food.

Stop eating other living things. They suffer, they feel pain, and this is not hippy "love the animals" bullshit. This is fact. Animals feels pain and that's the truth.

As promised to myself..,.,,.,,..,.

2006-08-11T22:18:00.000-07:00

..,.,.,,,.I bring you two of Japans best pedal-makers...along with these guys they make the best noise pedals in the world...hope you like it....
BugBrand!
Vanilla Electronics!
and....Last Gasp Art Laboratories....

This blows my fuckin mind

2006-08-10T15:03:00.000-07:00

This is just awesome...it's called the Time Fountain for obvious reasons...

Eyes and Teeth

2006-08-02T14:57:00.000-07:00

Me like Eyes and Teeth a lot.

Scarred

2006-07-28T03:58:00.000-07:00

I'm giving up on you, MySpace. I always held out hoping you'd change your ways. Every day I'd log on and hope beyond all hope that the top two searches where no longer "HTML" and "My Chemical Romance". I'd hoped that you'd stop your whoring ways and go back to the good ol' days where I could log in and not be assaulted by Brooke Hogan's ham-slicer chin or Flash animations that burned themselves into my retina.

I tried to log in to MySpace this morning. I use the word "tried" because that's as far as I got. Here's the message I was met with:

The Function that you are currently trying to use is disabled and will be back shortly.

We are making some minor changes to this section please bear with us until we can get this back online.

Please do NOT email me about this. Just wait it out. 7/28/2006 -Tom

Wait...fucking LOGIN is disabled? And you want me to wait it out? Now there is the true sign of a company that know that, like the addicts most of the millions of daily MySpace users are, we'll come back. That's like calling your dealer and having him tell you to call back later. I need my fix man! Where are you! Well...fuck that shit. I'm closing down any personal presence on MySpace and leaving only my music there. This is stupid.

Now, I wonder why Tom doesn't want me to bother him? My guess is is because "Tom" is now an entire department of wage slaves that pounds away at this buggy and flawed site while Tom sits on a beach somewhere sipping cocktails made from the breast milk of island virgins with crushed diamond dust around the edge of a Swarovski crystal goblet. Tom might occasionally fondle the genitals of a beach boy while brazenly sporting the kind of erection that only pawning off a shithole website to Rupert Murdoch for one bajillion dollars can give you.

Fuck MySpace.

and fuck Tom.

Out of town...

2006-07-24T00:56:00.000-07:00

I'll be out of town all week...as if anyone reads this shit...

Duracell

2006-07-21T16:19:00.000-07:00

This dude's called Duracell...love him...

Music Technology...from teh futures!

2006-07-17T14:47:00.000-07:00

Okay, this is great!

The needle and the damage done

2006-07-13T19:09:00.000-07:00

Art by Robert Williams, Tattoo by Half Pint (Marvel Tattoo)

Umm..wait..what?

2006-07-11T12:54:00.001-07:00

Now wait a second...is that...yes it is...back hair.

Ugh.

/life

Ah hem...I present to you...thong.

2006-07-09T10:42:00.001-07:00

courtesy of VoyeurWeb !

Ummm...

2006-07-09T10:37:00.003-07:00

Yes...indeed... masturbate for peace.

Camping

2006-07-09T10:33:00.000-07:00

Just got back from a weekend of camping and noticed things that are funny to me. I mean, what's the point of taking your entire home on wheels with you out into the woods? I saw huge campers with satellite dishes out on the campground...homes on wheels. Isn't the point to get out into the wilderness and leave the world behind? Maybe I'm romaticizing things a bit. Fuck it.

I don't even know why I try...

2006-07-07T06:22:00.000-07:00

Doing a good job is so hard when your fighting against the current. There's nothing like collective laziness to make me feel like giving up. I'm young and motivated (most of the time...) and I'm surrounded by older, bitter, lazy men that just want to get through their lives, retire, and sit around waiting to die. Okay, so maybe I'm young and bitter. But goddamn, all I'm trying to do is my job and do it right. And at every turn I'm thwarted by decisions that other people make out of laziness. And now of course I'm venting into the aether...

Big Business Fucking Rules

2006-07-02T20:25:00.000-07:00

That's it. Just that. They Fucking Rule

Jesus Fucking Christ....

2006-07-02T20:17:00.002-07:00

These people make our laws! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL SITTING THERE FOR! If you've read the article, get out of your fucking house and go smash something! How can some so obviously DRUNK be a Senator! Holy SHIT!

Is it bad I was listening to Queen when I found this?

2006-07-02T20:05:00.000-07:00

I'll defend this as art till I die.

There's Something About Mario V 2.0

2006-07-02T06:49:00.000-07:00

This makes me wish I'd never eaten my old NES

Super Mario Bros. Tricks

There's Something About Mario

2006-07-02T05:50:00.000-07:00

It seems to be par for the course nowadays that the second an opinion is posted anywhere on the internet (ie Joystiq forums, /., and damn near any blog), there is an immediate backlash (usually ignorant) that starts a flame war. As far as I can tell, most of these digital arguments are over...video games. Try it, go ahead. Post something to the effect of "OMG NINTENDO IS TEH SUXXXORZ!!11" anywhere on Joystiq and wait for the whirlwind.
The surprise to me here is that this prety much exactly mirrors real life. I had always hoped in a vague way that, even with the anonymity of the internets, people could be civil to one another. And this, my friends, ranks up there pretty high on the list of "Top 100 Most Naive Thoughts Ever Thunk". Maybe even close to number one. There is no arena of human interaction where we will be civil to eachother for longer than it takes for one party to express an opinion. This is a fundamental aspect of humanity that bothers and intrigues me(another being the fact that I'm writing this with no hope of anyone reading it). Why are our "beliefs" (and i'm including opinions in that category) so important to us that we will, in some cases, fight to the death to protect them even if they are completely unprovable assumptions about the way the world works? And video games.

Pro-abortion, Anti-Christ

2006-06-29T18:47:00.000-07:00

I really don't understand that people feel entilted by their beliefs to tell others what to do with their own bodies. You do not own my penis or my wifes vagina or anyone else's for that matter. You are not the ultimate purveyor of morality, and if your god speaks to you, it's to you alone, not me. Fuck you and your morality laws, fuck you and your abortion bans, fuck you and your attacks on Bill and Melinda Gates and Warren Buffett for their support of Planned Parenthood (an organization that supplies millions of women with birth control and abortions throughout America, thus reducing the population of welfare idiots throughout the nation and lowering the ratio of sane/stupid people in the world), fuck you and your stance against pornography (on which anyone is fighting a losing battle...people love to watch other people fuck...anything)

Fuck you and your morality, fuck you and your anti-flag burning laws.
The day it's voted into law is the day I go to jail.

Human Upgrade

2005-11-11T20:58:00.000-08:00

more insanity from the web

http://www.humanupgrades.com/

Infinite energy and mass

2005-11-04T12:22:00.000-08:00

Discover for yourself the wonders of quantum physics at the beginning of the Universe!
http://timelines.ws/0000BB_416MIL.HTML

Scariness

2005-11-03T15:32:00.000-08:00

Scientists explain why viruses thrive during winter - Yahoo! News

Notice....the complete LACK of BIDS hahaha

2005-10-31T16:13:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4773301198&category=307

Absinthe

2005-10-30T17:51:00.000-08:00

Kubler absinthe from Switzerland is distilled from grande absinthe with complex falvours makes this a must have absinthe drink which means that when I get enough scrilla I'll be ordering some...hooray for alcohol! Hopefully it doesn't taste anything like Ouzo.

Yuck

Helnwein

2005-10-30T17:46:00.000-08:00

Gottfried Helnwein | | | The official Website of Gottfried Helnwein.

Some absolutely unholy paintings from this astounding artist....found on www.artdorks.com

Be sure and check out his studio....Jesus Christus....

Surroundings

2005-10-29T21:01:00.000-07:00

I've always wondered what kind of post-modern turn I could throw onto a baking sheet. These are my surroundings, my plush and comfortable low-rent apartment tucked away in the frigid armpit of the Midwest. Examining them in minute detail seems to be the only way I can keep from taking them for granted.

Blog This

2005-10-29T19:30:00.000-07:00

#Blog This!You can easily blog interesting web content with Flock, in just a few clicks.Example: 1. Highlight a passage on a web page that you would like to blog about. 2. Right-click that selection and choose Blog This. 3. The blog editor opens with that selection already inserted. Not only that, the selection is properly formatted as a Blockquote and appropriate citation is included.Other ways to Blog This: 1. Open the View menu and choose Topbars and then Blog Topbar. 2. Highlight a text passage and drag it to the box labeled "Drag stuff to blog it!"Or you can use the Shelf (see The Shelf, below).

Flock

Drunk People With Cameras

2005-10-29T19:02:00.000-07:00

indeed

2005-10-29T18:10:00.000-07:00

first post, wet feet...yay

My Foray Into The World

2005-10-29T16:39:00.000-07:00

Spending the entire day cleaning is a good way to get me to want to try out an unreliable dev version of a bleeding-edge browser. Which is why i'm trying out Flock...the implementation of the blog elements could use a little tweaking to be more...easy...hell, what do I know?

now i'm doing one with Flock

2005-10-29T16:11:00.000-07:00

Oh boy, hooray for bleeding edge tech...